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turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

yasminnxsimonee:

madeupmonkeyshit:

you know he dead after the last girl

Yagadoo

id fucking destroy this person

anasaltukhaifi:

Umbrellas Street, Portugal.

xeiko:

high-ryanlion-flyin:

Just in case you weren’t on the moon last night. This is what earth looked like from the moon’s perspective 

WHOA

wytchprincess:

daughter. Get off the blue website. you have not left your room all day it is time for dinner. i’ve got some “feels” for you: they’re called pork chops and your mother made them with love

thivus:

things that are ok

  • being vegan

things that are not ok and should be criminal offenses

  • forcing your omnivore/carnivore pets to be vegan

greathaircut:

i googled “powerful dog” and now im screaming. this is too much power. someone stop this dog

cuteosphere:

unicorns are notorious for their hatred of posturing bro culture

(I’m debating making this girl available as a sticker and a shirt.)

ieafy:

She’ll be in my village, one day.

msjarvis:

My diagnosis is that you’ve experienced a severe anxiety attack.❞ JARVIS 

I was in a very dark place when I went see IM3, experiencing some sort of anxiety issues among them where panic attacks.

I went see the movie with my Sis and when this scene came up she took my hand and whispered “See? Also Tony as difficulties. But he rocks and kick ass… like you. If he can do it.. you can do it..”

I will never forget that moment.. :)

thehidingcat:

stupidmiiverseposts:

There has only been five female characters comfirmed playable compared to fifteen male characters.

I’m amazed at those exact numbers because 33% is the point where men will start thinking there’s a majority of women in a group.