What does this mean?
That, my friend, is exactly the question you have to ask.
YOU LEFT OUT THE MOTHERFUCKING CRYSTAL PYRAMIDS THEY FOUND ON THE FLOOR OF THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE
OLDER THAN THE AZTECS AND COMPLETELY SMOOTH AND 3 TIMES BIGGER THAN THE EGYPTIAN CHEOPS AND NO ONE KNOWS HOW IT GOT THERE.
IM SORRY BUT WHY IS THIS THE FIRST TIME IVE HEARD OF THE CRYSTAL PYRAMIDS WHAT IS THIS SHIT
OKAY HERE’S YOUR DEBRIEFING OF THE CRYSTAL PYRAMID BECAUSE THAT IS SOME CRAZY SHIT.
IN 2012 FRENCH AND AMERICAN SCIENTISTS STUDYING THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE STUMBLED UPON THIS HUGE TRANSLUCENT PYRAMID
THIS THING MEASURED 300 METERS WIDE AND 200 METERS TALL. THAT’S BIGGER THAN THE PYRAMIDS OF GIZA SO YOU COULD IMAGINE HOW CRAZY THIS WAS TO THE SCIENTISTS
NOW THIS IS ALL 2000 METERS UNDERWATER. THE SCIENTISTS THEN DISCOVERED TWO HOLES AT THE TOP OF THE PYRAMID THAT MOVE WATER THRU AT AN EXTREMELY FAST RATE. THIS CAUSES MASIVE SURGE WAVES AND MIST ON THE SURFACE. THAT MAY BE THE REASON FOR THE INCIDENTS WITH BOATS AND PLANES CRASHING THERE
THEY’RE SAYING THAT THIS PYRAMID COULD BE FROM THE TIME BEFORE THE BIBLE SAYS NOAH’S ARK HAPPENED
BUT WHATEVER IT IS THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE JUST GOT LIKE A BILLION TIMES CREEPIER
so basically what i’m hearing is that we have found Atlantis
i saw a few people do christmas lists and idk im getting gifts for my four best friends but idk if they know what to get for me if they want to do that so ill make a short list
thermos that i can take places
soap, lotion or sanitizers in herbal, citrus or rose scents
things to hang from my ceilings especially like feathers or little flags or w/e
soft pastels or soft pastel pencils
soft cute stuffed animals (u know the kinds i like friends)
spn, minecraft, skyrim, walking dead merch mostly hoodies shirts or posters
Don’t Starve on steam
someone is prolly lickin a butthole rn and you cant do anything about it
For being my rock when life just kept getting rougher, for being my lover when nature calls us to be, for being my best friend and confidant unfailing. I have a feeling us meeting was meant to happen, and I’m so glad I finally got the chance to know you and love you and cheer you on or hold your hand as needed. You’re another year older now, and even in this sunny semi-paradise, the bitter cold can bite your nose and the rain soak through your shoes. Even on these dreary days, you keep me warmer than the biggest, richest cup of chocolate money could buy, warmer than the thicket, softest sweater one could imagine. I wish you well this season and I wish you the best of luck, but mostly I wish I can give you what you deserve, and see you through another year.
who the heck invented sex like why would you think to put your wing wang in the wizard sleeve
holy shit what if someone did a tf2 spn crossover where like, the tf2 characters had to hunt demons n monsters, or else sam dean and castiel get thrown into the middle of a tf2 match