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skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean


"I couldn’t understand it. She treated the scrawny two-legged like one of our kind."
"I couldn’t understand it. She treated the scrawny two-legged like one of our kind."

goatcorporation:

digivolvin:

YEE

i’ve watched this more than 20 times today

neptunain:

honeymoon is an interesting term because an actual moon made of honey would imply space bees which is pretty horrifying

glory-to-cobrastan:

shabangles:

When I start to get emotional I immediately think “I’m so gay” and this is because straight people actually don’t have emotions

this is false and heterophobic. straight people have a panorama of emotions including:

  • outrage
  • jealousy
  • Situational Benevolence (aka “don’t fight hate w/ hate”)
  • sports
  • umami, the “Fifth Emotion”
  • TGIF
itistimetodisappear:

For the dancing and the dreaming

itistimetodisappear:

For the dancing and the dreaming

Little Groot dancing

ninjaticsart:

just felt like painting nature, before bed about 2 hours

cactuseeds:

this is

oh my god

didn’t even see it was

moVING

imsirius:

I am Groot

dinkythings:

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